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Episode 69

NYC Crime Report with Pat Dixon - 069


On tonight’s NYCCR Pat is joined by Layton Benton, Kelli Provocateur, Mandy Stadtmiller, and Detective Dakota chatting it up about the travel ban, “cannibal cop,” interracial sex, a lovely letter from “Guns for Tards,” we hear about the recent oculus escalator whoopsie, and they get into some porn. The gang discusses Muslims, an elevator attack, Gambian garb, Trader Joes, they critique some porn, Bill Burr calls in, and Ikon Skypes in to talk about Florida crimes, tards with guns, a broke ass mayor, a complete dance party breaks out, Mandy interviews Detective Dakota and Leyton, and we go out with some fart porn.

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Helaine Witt


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Kelli Provocateur

Adult Actress,Latex Dominatrix. International Physique Model,Muscle Fetish Goddess, Pro Bodybuilder

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Layton Benton

Model, Entertainer

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Mandy Stadtmiller

"Unwifeable" columnist for New York Magazine, editor-at-large of xoJane, "Girl Talk" columnist for Penthouse and host of the comedy podcast "News Whore.

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Mike Figs


  • 00:00:00 START
  • 00:03:00 VIDEO - Jim Jefferies vs Piers Morgan
  • 00:05:00 GUESTS - Layton Benton, Kelli Provocateur, Det. Dakota, Mandy Stadtmiller
  • 00:13:00 Travel ban
  • 00:18:00 Cannibal cop
  • 00:19:00 VIDEO - Layton interview
  • 00:26:00 Guns for Tards
  • 00:29:00 Woman Falls Off Escalator
  • 00:33:00 VIDEO - Fart porn
  • 00:37:00 Father Of Six Beaten To Death By Neighbor In Random Attack
  • 00:49:00 Things Pat likes from Trader Joes
  • 00:51:00 Tongue my Pie #3
  • 00:53:00 CALL - Bill Burr
  • 00:57:00 GUEST - IKON
  • 01:01:00 Florida stories
  • 01:11:00 Checking the papers
  • 01:14:00 Bobby Shmurda dance party
  • 01:23:00 Dating game